Naes Collins-townStaple


The Love Machine

Naes Collins-townStaple: man, warrior, dictator of Djibouti, and love machine.

Naes Collins-townStaple was the well-meaning but incompetant dictator of Djibouti from May 2, 1613 to January, 1622. His rule was marred by continuous encroachment by his neighbor states, Rome and The Cheesecake Factory. Finally, Naes Collins-townStaple was overthrown in a bloodless coup by Mayor McCheese and The Hamburglar, who stole the sceptor of tranquility from the hall of minions.


The Love Machine holds the Sceptor of Tranquility


The Love Machine and what he considers important